I. Have. A. Desk.
Like, my very own, not-to-share, can hold all my stuff, sitting in the living room all happy, desk.



Like, my very own, not-to-share, can hold all my stuff, sitting in the living room all happy, desk.



I am so much squee right now. That store is going to be MINE. I mean, not mine mine, but more like ours. We’ll just be like

We as new hires of a new store help with putting the inside of the store together, which means we will know were everything is from day one. It’s going to be some great team building, and I’m really interested to see where everyone is in terms of departments and such.
I also can’t wait to start my training in Small Critters and in Dog Training.

But as soon as they make me feed the lizards live food and mealworms…

However, I did learn more about fish tanks yesterday than I ever thought there was to learn about them. And I learned why my sister is an accidental fish murderer (She was never told about the Nitrate Cycle and therefore all her fish got ammonia poisoning).
BUT, until then, I get to go work at my current job (boo), and tell them to shove it later today (yay! =D )
I’m now extremely crispy, as I forgot to put sunblock on and was out in 90 degree weather for almost eight hours. Despite being a lovely shade of red, I’m not enjoying this. I saw myself in the mirror and just went

Outside of that, we’re settling in nicely; we already have Internet thanks to some handling on our provider’s end, our cat has already made an escape—into the hallway of the apartment building—and the other one is sound asleep on the bed….which is covered in clothes, books and papers. I’ve successfully organized my bookshelves to perfection, and have realized that no, I do not have too many books…I have just the right amount and not nearly enough shelving.

FINALLY, I watched Woman in Black today, and as well as being extremely impressed by Dan Radcliffe, I was COMPLETELY tweaking out the entire movie.
The dolls.
THOSE FREAKING DOLLS.

This will never not be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.
I loved how it was the Hulk who took down Loki, and not Thor. It made it feel like it wasn’t just “Thor2: Thor and his buddies fight Loki”
Yeesh, can this just be done and over with already? I’ve had a couple mental breakdowns already

But at the moment, I’m just tired. And sweating my face off. Curse being on the second floor. After tomorrow, though, we’ll be all set in the new place, and that’s exciting.

After THAT, Orientation and partying it up on Wednesday

And more orientation on Thursday. But there will be cookies. Cookies and booze. Since my roomie has left all his booze he never drank in my fridge. Maybe cake….

I just wanted an excuse to use this GIF.
I also just completely pulled from my Disney folder and need some new GIFs. Yes.
Hahaha xD
Reblogging because I finally understand LoL things.
Also because Alex just bought Teemo the other day.
… Holy shit. GENDER BENDER.
DO NOT KNOW IF I DO NOT WANT.
This just looks like….Blue. No genderbending involved here. =)
This is really well done, and for a brief second I thought it was Skyla without her wacky front-ponytail. Her bikini/top thing is super cute!
oh my gosh i want a teeny octopus
Always reblog teeny octopus.
SCREECH
Hello future pet 0u0
He’s so cute!!
(Source: khoaismissing)
I got to drive my father’s pickup truck today, and I am in love.
I have always maintained that I want a two-door Jeep Wrangler

Sexy, no?
BUT. If I can’t have that any time soon, I would lovelovelovelove a Toyota Tacoma with access cab.
Also sexy.
TRUCKS YUS.
My mom and I passed Yankee Candle and I saw a giant sign with ‘Man Candles’ and was instantly reminded of Laci Green’s video so I started sighing and getting mad and ranting about it while my mom went into the store because she was curious to what ‘man cave’ smelt like. So here I am ranting…
I’m actually really disgusted that we’re doing this. Yea, it’s fine to have scents that aren’t called things like “Loves me, Loves me not” and “Midnight Jasmine,” but we also have more “man-like” fragrances like Mountain Lodge, Midsummer’s Night, and Leather. Not to mention our gender-neutral fragrances like Macintosh, Meadow Showers, and Balsam and Cedar.
A guy came in months and months ago who bought a combo of Mountain Lodge, Balsam and Cedar, and Drift away because he wanted his house to smell like a cottage in the woods.And guess what, he was totally straight and a manly man and all the things my company thinks men who buy candles are not. There is absolutely no need to alienate over 80 percent of our demographic, and blatantly insulting the rest of them with “fragrances that men can understand.” And yes, an ad on the radio did say that. And yes, I’m a girl and it pisses me off.
Basically, that ad said that men can’t appreciate a lot of the fragrances we offer, so here’s some candles that smell like cologne,leather, and household chores. It says that we ladies wouldn’t understand it either, because it’s a man thing. I had never been more immediately offended by an advertisement in my entire life…and I don’t get offended easily.
My dad loves Balsam, I freaking love 4x4. So if I like 2x4 does that make me manly? Or does that mean I’m breaking the feminine stereotype? What does that make my dad? A non-manly man because he likes the smell of pine trees? He’s one of the manliest men I know. And guess what, corporate, there are guys that come in here in biker leathers, tattoos and boast being the manliest men that men can be. What do they buy? I distinctly remember one of them buying three or four True Rose and Loves Me Loves Me Not. Yea, they might appreciate Leather and things like that, too, but they’re buying flowers. So what the heck does your marketing research say about that?
Oh, and I love that video linked here. It’s so true, and our society is pathetic.
(Source: theheartbeatsinthrees)
Managed to sketch out a Discord earlier this week. Staples has sticker paper, and I was pondering making some Pony and Pokémon stickers, so I might make some stickers out of this one.
His head is too big. Boo.
We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.
And we could party together.
So, I like to leave all the woes and bemoaning about my job to the people that I live with, but this is just ridiculous, I had to share.
Tonight, my store was open late due to employee shopping, and us hosting a Management Trainee program here at the store. Which is fine, we got out an hour and a half late, but that’s not what I’m here to tell about. I’m here to talk about the drunk guy who decided to come in and try and buy some candles.